Ricky Rap is a list of 10 thoughts and offerings from Niagara’s own Rick Mills. Retired from more than 30 years of management in the steel industry, he continues pastoral ministry here in town. Ricky Rap, he says, is intended to help us to believe in and laugh at ourselves.
1. Her: Rick, you have yogurt on your face!
2. Her: Come on, what are you a two-year-old!?
3. Me: Well, don't we have attitude.
4. Her: You eat like your mother.
5. Me: And, your point is?
6. Me: They say I look like her too.
7. Me: Want some yogurt?
8. Her: No!
9. Me: A yogurt kiss?
10. Can't put what she said in a Rap!